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♻️ Substitutions:
When submitting battle opponents for our “Aboot Nothing” episodes, we reserve the right to deny or substitute your choice in cases where your submission may harm the show’s reputation (or that of its participants), is too obscure or nonviable for debate, or is otherwise deemed inappropriate. Every effort will be made to notify and re-negotiate any such submission, or to substitute it with another reasonably comparable benefit.Updated:
November 10, 2025
🕝 Schedule Availability:
As submissions accumulate, we may need to defer your selection to a later date than expected. If our production schedule becomes full more than two months in advance, we may temporarily pause new submissions to relieve backlog. Every effort will be made to notify affected members, re-negotiate the submission, and/or substitute another comparable benefit.Updated:
November 10, 2025
🎬 Limited VIP Content Access:
Certain GOAT tiers include access to a curated portion of our exclusive content — the Standard VIP Library. This may include early episode previews, behind-the-scenes extras, or members-only discussions. Offerings may rotate or expire without notice as new content is added. Every effort will be made to maintain consistent quality and volume within this tier.Updated:
November 10, 2025
🎞️ Full VIP Content Access:
Full VIP members unlock the entire Third Railify vault — past, present, and future exclusive releases. While uninterrupted access is our goal, occasional maintenance, content rights restrictions, or seasonal updates may temporarily limit availability. In such cases, equivalent material or notice will be provided whenever possible.Updated:
November 10, 2025
🎀 "Sponsor" Attribution:
Members with Sponsor status may have their preferred display name featured in select show credits or on related digital acknowledgements. The exact format, frequency, and placement of these mentions are determined by production discretion and may vary. Members are responsible for submitting names that are accurate, family-safe, and appropriate for public display.Updated:
November 10, 2025
⭐ "Executive Sponsor" Attribution:
Members with Executive Sponsor status receive elevated recognition, which may include on-screen or verbal mentions during intros, outros, or segment identifiers. Every effort will be made to feature current Executive Sponsors on rotation, though timing and inclusion remain subject to production and editorial discretion. Any names deemed misleading, promotional, or offensive may be edited or omitted.Updated:
November 10, 2025
🏆 "Production Partner" Attribution:
Members with Production Partner status enjoy top-tier recognition as honorary backers of the Third Railify universe. This may include featured placement in opening or closing credits, inclusion in select promotional materials, or occasional on-air acknowledgements. Placement, timing, and frequency are determined by editorial schedule and content type. All submitted names must be appropriate for broadcast and may be lightly formatted for consistency or length.Updated:
November 10, 2025
💸 Monthly Merch Voucher:
Members on this plan receive a CAD $50 voucher each month, redeemable for any item in the official Third Railify Merch Store while their subscription remains active. Vouchers are issued once per billing cycle, valid for three (3) months from the date of issue, and may be used toward eligible products and shipping charges unless otherwise noted. Vouchers are non-transferable, non-refundable, and not redeemable for cash or credit. Unused or expired vouchers cannot be re-issued or rolled over.Updated:
November 10, 2025
⚖️ General Disclaimer:
All benefits, perks, names, credits, and acknowledgements described above are provided at the discretion of Third Railify™ and are subject to change, substitution, suspension, or withdrawal at any time without prior notice. Participation in any plan does not imply creative ownership or control over content, production, or scheduling decisions. By subscribing, members acknowledge and accept these conditions as part of their plan benefits.Updated:
November 10, 2025
(Refer to the policies index for full plan-specific policy details)
Prices are listed in Canadian dollars ($CAD)
Discover The GOAT Within
Aspire to be even more GOATED with these Third Railify VIP membership offerings below
Baby GOAT
3CA$Every monthEvery movement starts with believers. Join as a Baby Goat to help keep the mics hot and the chaos alive, and see your name roll in our sponsor credits as a thank-you.- 🎀 "Sponser" attribution
- ✨ Milk Bag Favorite ✨
Blossom GOAT
9CA$Every monthFor fans on the rise — unlock extra perks, exclusive access content, and your first step toward true GOATED status.- 🎬 VIP content access
- 🎀 "Sponser" attribution
Mega GOAT
18CA$Every monthStep into the spotlight with Executive Sponsor recognition, full VIP access to every piece of exclusive content, and the power to influence upcoming “Aboot Nothing” battle-offs.- 🎞️ Full VIP content access
- ⭐ "Executive Sponser" attribution
- 🥊 Choose the "Aboot Nothing" battle-off
Improbable GOAT
99CA$Every monthThe ultimate tier for GOATed GOATs — full VIP access to all exclusive content, top-tier Production Partner credit, control over feature battles, and monthly merch voucher rewards.- 🎞️ Full VIP content access
- 🏆 "Production Partner" attribution
- 🥊 Choose the "Aboot Nothing" battle-off
- 💵 CAD$50 monthly store voucher
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